“Because it’s us.” That’s why.

it's haunting absolute house

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

Oh for fucks sake Spongebob

(waving my hand dismissively at someone trying to show me a meme on their phone) no, no ive seen this trick before, you trapped the soul of a funny animal inside of a polished rectangle, i don't need to see it anymore

bitches r like "i can suture the wound that drains you of life. i can close the gash through which your days leak away hour by hour" uhm the wound is endlessly extending 😂 like the tracks of a snake through desert sand

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter