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Guys I know Tanu is a homie and we really like him (I genuinely do) but I feel like we collectively decide to forget about the time he fed Kendra a potion to make her feel ashamed and she told him afterwards that she had thought people had been gossiping about her pimples. And then he proceeded to tell other adults in the house (Coulter at the very least) that she was insecure about her pimples. Essentially fulfilling her irrational thoughts.

I seriously, genuinely want to know how many hours the Sphinx has dedicated to foosball for him to be that good at it

It's always hilarious to me that the Sorenson kids are always having to keep a bunch of secrets, but they're objectively horrible at it. Like, here are the sparknotes of a 100% canon conversation in Lost Mesa:

Warren after 2 seconds

One of my favorite things about the first Fablehaven book is that at some point Stan must have just spent an afternoon setting up a kid-friendly scavenger hunt to lead to the "drink the milk" hint.

Remember drummants in Fablehaven 2, the creatures Vanessa releases to hide that she's biting people? I want to know exactly what they look like and how their bites somehow look exactly the same as Vanessa's narcoblix bites, when she is never described as having anything but normal teeth.

One of my favorite underrated fablehaven moments is when the Crew is meeting Agad in Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary because its like:

"He has Kendra," Seth said.