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one time in the grade 8 I was eating a siopao and the lunch monitor that day was this crusty old white teacher that taught the 3rd grade and was just a horrible white middle aged woman. anyways, she looks at me and was like "what are you eating???" and I was just like "a bun" BC I knew her uncultured ass wouldn't know what a siopao was but then she was like "wtf is a bun" and my best friend is beside me and she's also Filipino and I jus look at her like 🙂 "dis bitch doesn't know what a bun is and she old as hell wtf" and then IMMEDIATELY some fuckin reason she got pissed and was like "DONT ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME" AND I was so confused and taken aback BC I was just looking at my friend like??? also sorry ur poor uncultured white ass doesnt know what a bun is?? like why are u yelling at a weird 12 yr old go away??
Lil matcha
So smart to use a projector like that
I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.

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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me
The BIGGEST dick energy.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
she is a cyclops
how did she NOT know she was a mutant
BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!
Mom’s Work

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IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU
Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.
Things I want in the next 5 years
- a stable job that i love
- enough money to live comfortably and travel
- a fulfulling relationship

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i love people who get excited about stars
I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information
sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away
i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable