hit me in the balls

God: Hey, how about we try to make a perfect human?

God: First, we need a whole lot of puberty

God: Now let's pour in some attractive..

God: Oops, there goes all of it, okay then

God: Lets throw all my singing angels in there too

God: Just a dash of awkward and some nerd

God: .. Maybe that was a little too much

God: Oh whatever

God: FUCK THERE GOES MY WHOLE CUP OF OLD MAN

God: Looks like this one is going to like golfing and listening to music older than he is

God: Let's stir it up to make his hair curly

God: How about making everything on his body disproportionate?

God: I think yes

God: Eenie, meanie, minie... green eyes, there we go

God: Maybe something to make people laugh too

God: *Gives nose*

God: *Gives nipples*