how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

Me introducing myself like hi I romanticise everything, overthink way too much, live 85% of my life in my head and still can’t believe I’m a Real Person

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

I think it really sucks when you realise how alone you are because you only really talk to 1 maybe 2 people and when neither of them are available you kind of just lay there in bed hoping your phone will buzz with a text from them or something so you continuously check it and you try to distract yourself and then you get sad about how alone you really are

my favorite thing to do is not talk

you don’t need to share your business with the world 24/7. no one needs to know about every fling you have, every mental breakdown you have, or even what you had for lunch. its good to be open, but respecting your own privacy is so important. before you share something publicly, consider, “do i really want everyone to know about this? does anyone need to know about this? is this even their business?”. setting healthy boundaries for yourself and others is so important for self care.

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things

ladies…stan yourself

ravioli ravioli give me emotional stabilitioli

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Not Halloween but, okay. 

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason