Permanently Busy

You can read both from either side and it will still be funny

the way the top gif could be from a shrek movie and the bottom gifs a final fantasy cutscene

fgo players will be like "I just got stalin and lil nas X in the same 10 pull!!!" and they post a screenshot and it's 2 big tiddy anime milfs

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”

scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots