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lowkey impressive that dan and phil can tell a whole 25 minute story about their vomit-diarrhea couple’s vacation disaster without ever outright saying vomit, diarrhea, or couple’s vacation

This discourse telling bi women to leave their boyfriends at home during pride is absolutely ridiculous for so many reasons, main one being is that allies are allowed to go to pride, you know that right? People have to also let go of this idea that they can 'tell' who is queer. No you can't! Plenty of trans men pass as cis men, and plenty of bi women date bi men.

Water reactivates pepper spray and it will hurt like hell. Use saline. It will still hurt like hell but you'll get it over with faster. Here's another link with treatment solutions.

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.

Here's to another year; the expectations are low but dont let that stop the disappointment.

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

it’s time

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

I think that Misha Collins misspeaking, coming out as bisexual on complete accident, then correcting himself on Twitter once tumblr had already imploded is actually the funniest series of events that could have possibly come out of any of this. Great work everybody

Wish this was on my 2022 bingo card

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.