Oh, wow

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

god help me I'm having thoughts again