When There's Trouble You Know What to Do

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

I’m lying on the ground.

How does one keep her breasts in place?

Who cares :)

That metal has got to chafe something fierce tho

Well it’s up to her to decide what movie to see, and I’m basically paying for everything (altogether it should run me about $75 because movies are expensive as balls). I mean, it’s not like we’re complete strangers, we’re on choir together and she knows I like her and we...

Update: (also hi from second account) we are seeing that Hercules movie. I will probably be snarking the whole time. God save everyone involved.

Sexual Sunday

Mod brought his hands over his crotch area to protect himself. “You wouldn’t!”

“You’re right. But I could.” He grabs Mod by the collar and brings him close. “I can exert more force with my pinky than you can with your whole arm. If I wanted to— and I really, really do— I could snap. You. In. Half. But I'm not going to. Because bein’ a man ain't about how strong I am. It ain't about what I got between my legs. It's about what I choose to do with what I got. And that's why I’m more of a man than you could ever be.” He drops the Brit on the floor. “Have a nice day.”

Sexual Sunday

"No, I seem set on proving you can’t. No matter how you look at it, I’m a real man and you’re just a battery powered tin can.”

“Being a tin can has its advantages though. For example, being able to exert enough force to turn seven and a half inches into seven and a half millimeters.”

Sexual Sunday

"No, if it was centimeters, it’d be nineteen point zero five." He smirked as he quickly converted the numbers. "Nice try though. Course, I could always prove it, while you’d have to go home and get yours out of the drawer."

“you seem pretty set on showing me what you got. You tryin’ to tell me somethin’ cuz I don’t swing that way.

"Yeah, but it’s not real. Does it vibrate?” He grinned. “Is it battery powered?”

“It’s like… sixty percent real! And I’m battery powered, so of course it— Y’know what, it’s real enough for your ma— oh, no that’s terrible. Point is… what is the...

“Pretty sure you mean centimeters there, buddy. Bein’ from across the pond and all.”

"Um.. I believe the sky, the stars, the sun, the roof of this building.. There are many things that are ‘up’ Cyborg, You must be more specific.!" She says, not understanding his meaning.

“I meant what’s happening with you, or what are you doing?”

Sexual Sunday

"Yeah, but it’s not real. Does it vibrate?” He grinned. “Is it battery powered?”

“It’s like… sixty percent real! And I’m battery powered, so of course it— Y’know what, it’s real enough for your ma— oh, no that’s terrible. Point is… what is the point?”

Sexual Sunday

"You can…take it on and off." He started laughing. "That’s hilarious! ‘as anyone seen me knob? Yeah, Bob needed something small to plug a hole in ‘is boat! Pa ha ha!"

“First of all, every part o’me detaches so why should that be any different? Second… you do understand that I can make it as big as I want right?”

icanshootarocketfrommyshoe started following you

New? Hardly. I’ve been here for quite some time now.

“Well, I’ve never seen you around Jump…”