I bet you're jealous of Mr. Waffle man

Reverse glasses that make everything blurry

Every time I see this it has different characters I love this post

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

what even happens inside a dishwasher

I need this shirt.

I found it online here!

I want this shirt lol

I love this shirt

Everytime I saw this and thought it said “grandfather” and I was like why is no one talking about the grandfather is fit af but…nvm lol

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

everything in this summarizes how completely this world has gone to hell

Sincerely, a dog going to the vet