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Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

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THIS POST WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME

Omfg

Current mood, post Chinese food and smoking on my morning off

Oh my god did you get this at family Dollar because I have the same one and did the same thing fuuuuck I thought I was original

One hit, two hit, three hit

21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay. Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med. Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi. Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t. Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it. Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay. Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life. Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more. Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which. Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in. Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you. Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count. Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had. Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon. Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh. Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything. Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces. Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself. Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years. Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party. Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.

Me 20: It's going to be okay, and don't go to that creepy guys house. Nobody sane asks you to come to their apartment in another state after meeting you on the internet. Go in public. Read a book. Don't get laid, you got better shit to focus on. Like pizza. 

100-200 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn’t have vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth

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Help Our Turtle Friends!!!

it is important that you read this shining example of wildlife safety literature all the way through to fully appreciate its radiance and learn the ways of turtle protection.

Reblog if you're one of the few people who actually like broccoli.

SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION

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I’ve reblogged this before and I’ll reblog is again.

A true hero in every sense of the word.

A great argument: Autism worse than death? Don’t think so.