alive ahaha fuck

sorry for staring at your biceps i would like you to put me in a headlock

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I really need something good

This potato works wtf😭

i believe in this potato 🙏🏼

Don't let me down 🙏

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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If a butch told me to bend over I wouldn’t even question it. I’m bent. Do whatever you were gonna do

fat butches save me. fat butches wearing t-shirts a little too tight. wifepleasers of my god. fat butches who work out not to lose weight and get skinnier but to gain some more power and flex some biceps. for me to bite a little. or a shoulder. as a little treat for me.

and yes, i WILL take my pants off for an awkward androgynous butch who looks like they’d explode into tears of joy if they saw a pair of tits. absolutely, i will.

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

Yo this is such good info to have

Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

Being recently disabled this is going to relieve a FUCK TON of weight holy SHIT