high on blood

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses. 

When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary

American Horror Story: The only show where being killed off means you’ll never leave

The gif won’t load but it’s probably supernatural

You spelled “suck” wrong.

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what the hell is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

"He knows me so well, he can tell if I can do better. He was pushing me a lot on set to be better, to do better… He just pulled stuff out of me that a lot of directors, that don’t know me as well, can’t. It was really, really exciting to work with him." - Kat on being directed by her TVD co-star and best friend Ian Somerhalder. Ian’s directorial debut, episode 6x16, airs on March, 12th.

#I feel like this represents them pretty well #like Ross kind of understanding but with hints of him being patronizing #Joey looking like he’s not really sure what’s going on but he’s gonna nod anyway #and then Chandler who’s already thought of 30 secret jokes relating to the situation 

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

preach