Charli xcx: Lets ride

mum: hey can I borrow your computer 

grimes: *screaming at the top of her lungs smashing pots and pans together in the kitchen* 

jay: aye bey what movie do you want to watch tonight? 

3DS: *has red light* me: it’s fine i still have time lmao 3DS: *starts flashing red* me:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

Dolly: Jolene, please don’t take my man

when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual

matt: okay so who is fucking murdering people in hell’s kitchen?

chutney when elle woods asked her about how her perm stayed intact after taking a shower and exposed her as the murderer

when a pokémon region is being destroyed by criminals and natural calamity and the elite four is sitting around like