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How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and Dopamine®️ today??

A. Masturbate

B. Buy myself something I don’t need

C. Eat processed food

D. Complete one (1) household task

E. All except D

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so just wipe my ass in front of evrybody

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why is a toilet roll being sold for $89.95 though omg

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I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

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Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

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literally just

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All great suggestions

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This post gets better every time I see it

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I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

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person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating:

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u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

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me at the dentist :/

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OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

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Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

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I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

pancakeke

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

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GI JOEEEEEE

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and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

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Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

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FUCK

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can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

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How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

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What about -

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

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Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

weaponizedhorse

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

moriahari

The ancient times

masqueraccoon

Llamas with Hats

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Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

wilbr

I ask myself this question every day.

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this is how i talk to myself in my head

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The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

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guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????

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though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands

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