I Am Vee

enough with platonic female friendships on tv. let them fuck

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

when the girl u like calls u baby it’s like ur heart slips on the mario kart banana peel and ur just outta control like wut sos

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

I just want to find someone that I can fall in love with that will also be my best friend. I want that kind of love where you can joke around and pick on each other. I wanna be able to drive over in the middle of the night just to hug you and see you because I miss you. I want someone who is gonna ride around with me and hold my hand and sing along with the music at the top of their lungs. I want someone who is gonna show me off and will let me show them off. I want someone who will be completely comfortable with me and will be themselves. I want someone that will be obsessed with me as much as I am with them. I just want that good kind of love that everyone dreams about.

Perks of dating me: we can nap constantly