If yall hear anything about a thing between a post office worker and Spider-Man just know:
-I was not involved, and you don’t know anything about nothing. 
-By complete coincidence he (Spider-Man) does owe me a huge favor (I am contractually obligated to not explain how or why)
-Also by complete coincidence I was born in and resided in New York for a time
no parablem thank u i an spider_man thabk y ou for recognizing all the work i do for this city. i am not a menace
Thank you spiderman I am excited for your new film and am from ny, please never sue me for drawing you so so so so so sooooo much #youarenotamenace
PROOF that spider-man is not a menace and that everyone loves him and listens to him thabk you Spider-man












