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This is so powerful.
Itās Nick Randhawa! Had the great pleasure of knowing him at Berkeley. Heās done fantastic work.
a millennial: i work three jobs and still don't make enough to live comfortably or save for my future
a baby boomer: well then why don't you have four jobs?
Donāt invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people donāt realize it.
If you think Iām a sweet-natured person, itās because youāve never seen the vicious temper tantrums I pitch when something is added to my schedule in the middle of a block of empty time at the last minute.
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It looks like the creators of The Simpsons can see the future
I want what theyāre smoking fr
Same clothes, down to the lapel pin
Itās funny that a person is holding a paid sign in the Simpsons one because it was later found out that the ppl in the crowd were in fact paid actors.
I think they have a psychic on their writing staff

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A message towards adults on tumblr
This site is 13+
Therefore, 13 year olds are allowed on hereĀ
There are also specific rules that say you shouldnāt bully minors or show them inappropriate content in any way
Stop being assholes to kidsĀ
Stop telling them to grow up or show them inappropriate images with the intention of making them uncomfortable
If you remember being a kid, it was crappy and stressful
So donāt make things worse for them by treating them like shit
If you have a problem with 13 year olds being on this site, talk to Tumblr about it donāt flip out at minors and try and bully them off the site.
Quit
Being
Assholes
to
Minors
Tumblr was not made for you only. Tumblr will not change their guidelines and kick off hundreds and hundreds of users just to fit your sole needs. Those that are younger than you have just as much of a reason for being on here as you do so stop acting high and mighty by saying that Tumblr is for adults because Tumblrās rules say otherwise.Ā
PSA
IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE GOING TO BE KIDS THAT WILL COME UP TO TALK TO YOU
YOU!!!! CAN!!!! NOT!!!! BE!!!! ANTI!!!! SOCIAL!!!! TO!!!! THEM!!!!
FOR REAL, I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GIRL DRESSING UP AS ANNA AND SHE WENT TO HER LOCAL MALL
SHE WENT INTO THE DISNEY STORE
WHEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO HER AND TRIED TO TALK TO HER
THE COSPLAYER WALKED AWAYĀ
AND LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL LIKE SHE WAS NUTS
THAT IS HORRIBLE
I USED TO DRESS UP AS SNOW WHITE FOR CHARITY EVENTS WITH CHILDREN
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWKWARD IT WAS WHEN OUR ELSA DID NOT TALK TO CHILDREN
SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING OR BEING AROUND THE KIDS AND THAT MAKES THE KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A CHARACTER THAT IS POPULAR AMONG CHILDREN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE TO KIDS
TO THEM, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MEETING THIS CHARACTER THAT THEY LOVE OR KNOW
IT IS UP TO YOU TO NOT BE A DICK
āI canāt get in there now, Iām a grown up.ā
Literally one of my favourite episodes...
Awful. Just awful.
REPEAT AFTER ME: āMy current situation is not my final destinationā
quote i stumbled across a few days ago and canāt get out of my head itās so important (via bemynightingale)

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Well I think this is brilliant, so I decided to make these gifs (so you donāt have to bother with video š ) and give it a little promotion. Hereās a Kickstarter link for anyone who can support it:
Fonde: The Ravioli Rolling Pin, Perfected.
ladies and gentlemen, the american education system
My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.
this is basically any public school in the world tbh
bet the football teams have new equiptment though
Whoop there it is
Is there anything a natural 20 canāt do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jumpĀ intoĀ the swarm.ā
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
#āI NEED AN ADULTā #āSHIT I AM AN ADULTā #āI NEED AN OLDER ADULTā
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
[ADULTING INTENSIFIES]Ā
Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
#get on it putin
reblogging for the fact that he challenged two world leaders and a world icon and made them also plant a tree
The newĀ ColdĀ War.

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Started a review tumblr.
Check it.
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Jewelry by jerseymaids
I need all of this. Right now.