it's my real name actually

Aries: azzofs

Taurus: glass closet

Gemini: their shoulders brushed

Cancer: rebranding

Leo: pr

Virgo: fire ben winston

Libra: changing narrative

Scorpio: rose

Saggitarius: dagger

Capricorn: dan wootton is the devil

Aquarius: seeding

i don't want to freak anyone out but

is an engagement ring and m*nagement is forcing louis to propose to eleanor, marry her in a beautiful ceremony and have kids with her just to keep us larry believers at bay i'm SO OUT

i already expressed my initial thoughts on the mermaid tattoo here but now i'm taking a closer look

first tattoo placement. in the model photo we see it in someone's lower stomach, but in harry it's in his arm. why? some may say it was because he wanted it there or that he thought it looked better BUT if you pay attention it forms an arrow pointing at harry's anchor tattoo (and we all know THAT one's meaning don't we?)

(sorry for zooming in on the crotch lmao)

secondly. isn't it interesting that harry got a tattoo full of sharp angles that create a lot of 'L's? 

and last but not least.

i quickly added a pair of eyes, nose and a mouth (i'm sure sby professional could do better than this). but even now, objectively speaking, who does this face look like??

i was thinking about this and besides the obvious meaning i couldn't help but notice that:

and then:

"weirdos" kind of sounds like "we're dos" (we're two)

same as beard-2

what is louis tomlinson, a man who has countless times said he's scared of pigeons, doing in a bench surrounded by said birds?

why would he do that? why would ben winston choose this specific scenario for him instead of anything else? there's tons of "outdoorsy" stuff you can do on a date that don't include hanging out in a park with birds you're supposedly scared of (he even looks kind of terrified in that section of the vid)

i think this is m*nagement's way of trying to make us believe most of the things the boys said back in the early days aren't true. "oh louis said he was scared of pigeons? bullshit! harry and louis acted like a couple and said they had crushes on each other etc? even more bullshit!!"

hey guys. I just wanted to share with you some reactions i got after i did an experiment. my experiment was to show non-1D fans pictures of harry and louis and see what they thought!!

first my psychology prof: for my final project i put together a zip file with tons of photos of the boys and another one of louis/eleanor and harry/all his "gfs" and sent it to her. no title, no explanation, nothing. just emailed her the file. and the reply i got was (can't c/p because it's too long and filled with technical terms!!) that these boys looked sad and that they were hiding a secret! she also said that they looked truly free only w each other

second a friend i have who works in the music industry (can't say who she is because she might lose her job): the moment i sent her the photos she was like "oh yeah everyone knows about them, it's a well known secret in the industry. the curly haired one almost came out once because he was too fed up of having to fake having girlfriends" i was all :O but she asked not to say anything

finally a friend who is only a casual 1D fan (she doesn't know their names): she said she thought it was funny harry was also shown as the womanizer of the group because it's obvious he's not straight. and then she said it's obvious lou and eleanor's relationship is fake because of the pr

LOOK AT THE EYEBROWS IN THIS

EYEBROWS SIMILAR TO BIRDS??

a) the windows in louis' place don't match

b) if louis bought a mansion it wouldn't have that crappy view would it?

okay so the main point of harry posting that is his saying "what a lovely view" ironically. that's the most important thing. because if you really think about it, it's a metaphor for their situation

looking through glass aka glass closet

fake illusion of "freedom" but still surrounded by brick walls

okay here's my take on today's photos:

harry's looking p tired but he's wearing a motorcycle-patterned shirt and urban dictionary says:

hm. i know it has the f word in there but it does say something.

also he's wearing a b&w bandana so he's keeping up w his instagram pattern? could be.

then louis:

stepping out of the van w his LEFT foot. in many cultures "right" is often associated with straight and "left" w any other sexuality. i also think it might mean something that he's going all out w the adidas promo