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Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

my wife now

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

She has the ballie

Gordon Ramsay should do a show where he goes to schools and tastes school lunches then helps the lunch staff imrpove their food.

Michelle Obama should be a guest on every episode so he can yell at her and tell her how much the food is shit, since she was the one that made school lunches so awful.

Now THAT is something I’ll pay tax dollars for.

I’m so tired of hearing this. No. No she didn’t. Your school districts did.

Michelle Obama’s provisions did things such as limit the amount of sodium lunches could contain and set minimum fruit and vegetable portions. These things on their own did not make school lunches worse. It was districts fighting back against having to give a shit about what their students ate, especially low-income and food insecure students who depended on these lunches for their daily food intake.

I think its important that her program was very helpful to low income and people of color, and helped get them healthy lunches.

Gordon Ramsey and Michelle Obama should co-host a show where they just go absolutely ape shit on school districts for their lunches

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends

@tinyrosemarysparrows

The generational divide came and punched them in the face

You deserve this embarrassment for trying to shout ‘grill me a cheese’ at your mother.

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right