i was xymmae

I HAVE THE BEST IDEA, IM NOT AT HOME YET BUT ONCE I AM..... you'll see, you'll all see

can we all stop pretending that life is fun or even tolerable i want to start being insane in public 

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

the inherent shame of beginning… dont look at me while i learn

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height

I have been fooled

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

they know when theyve been had

the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things

if you name your son somethibg like Frank you’re essentially condemning him to have a moustache for his entire adult life

15 percent chance for him to be really good at guitar and wear exclusively wool clothing

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport