everyday im panicking

I just accidentally broke into a supermarket

the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour but idk why he thought i was thief bc i was trying to use the self checkout why would a thief pay for stuff smh

i said ‘i was thief’ instead of ‘i was a thief’ im so fucking mad right now i could rob a supermarket

Do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you been”

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

#the first gif tho #sherlock is just #preparing to be torn a new one #because that’s what always happens #and then it doesn’t and his face just falls and his system stops and #’404 ERROR: does not compute’ #’file name ”compliments” does not exist’ (via i-o-u-a-fall)

wahT THE?? FUCk???? THEIR MOM’?? JUST FCUKING EXPKODED ON THE FUCKING CEILING OVER THEIR KID;????? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAY ANGELS I WAS MISLED ABOUT THIS SHOW