Quick Depression Pro Tipβ’: not terribly hygienic but still. keep a thing of dental floss on your bedside tableΒ
(and a dry toothbrush if youβre feeling ambitious. and toothpaste if you want to challenge the gods)
Quick Depression Pro Tip 2β’: put on socks. your home probably isnβt super duper clean. socks will at least help you feel clean.
A Continuation: this also goes for changing into fresh pajamas! especially useful when your sheets arenβt clean/there are crumbs in the bed.
Quick Depression Pro TipΒ 3β’: wipe your face w/ a wet washcloth. or towel. wipes. whatever. just something to make your skin feel a little cleaner.
if you donβt brush your teeth often, scrape your tongue on the cloth when youβre done, to get rid of buildup.Β
Quick Depression Pro Tip 4β’: Granola bars. Granola bars. Everywhere.
Granola bars spilling from your backpack. Granola bars bursting from your drawers.Β Granola bars dripping from your faucets. Granola bars haunting your nightmares. There is nothing but granola.
Itβs so odd when a stranger understands exactly what you do and what youβre feeling. It makes me feel less disgusting and alone. Thank you.
weβve all been depressed and grody at one point or another. forget love, hate, lust, anger, this is the one true unifying human experience



















