#iamaserver

WHEN YOU’RE SO IN THE WEEDS THAT YOU JUST DROP OFF THE DRINKS AND RUN AWAY BEFORE YOUR TABLE HAS A MOMENT TO ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING

WHEN THAT ONE SERVER IS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SHITTY TIP THEY GOT HOURS AGO

WHEN I THINK I’M GETTING A $5 TIP BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A JESUS PAMPHLET

SUCKING UP TO MY MANAGER WHEN I WANT TO BE CUT

WHEN YOU WORK A DOUBLE AND MAKE LESS THAN SOMEONE WHO ONLY WORKED DINNER

WHEN YOU’RE IN THE WEEDS AND THE COKE COMES OUT CLEAR FROM THE FOUNTAIN MACHINE

WHEN YOU’RE STARVING DURING YOUR DOUBLE AND GET YOUR HANDS ON WHATEVER FOOD YOU CAN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

WHEN IT’S SLOW AND YOU CAN’T STOP TALKING TO YOUR ONE TABLE OUT OF BOREDOM

WHEN THAT COWORKER WHO NEVER PICKS UP YOUR SHIFT CALLS TO ASK TO PICK UP THEIRS

WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR PLASTIC SILVERWARE INSTEAD OF THE ALREADY PROVIDED METAL ONES ON THE TABLE

ME RUNNING BACK TO THE KITCHEN AFTER I HIT DON’T MAKE OR SEE SERVER

WHEN MY COWORKERS  ASK ME TO JUST SIGN THEM OUT WITHOUT CHECKING THEIR SIDEWORK CAUSE THEY DID IT ALREADY AND I SHOULD JUST TRUST THEM

WHEN I TELL A TABLE I’LL MAKE SURE THE COFFEE IS FRESH BUT I JUST THROW WHATEVER IS IN THE POT INTO THE MICROWAVE

WHEN I’M WAITING AROUND TO GET CHECKED OUT BECAUSE THE CLOSER SUDDENLY HAS A HUNDRED THINGS TO DO BEFORE THEY CAN CHECK MY SECTION

THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE GLUTEN FREE

WHEN MY MANAGER IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CLOSE

WHEN I’M ACTUALLY SICK AND CALL IN AND MY MANAGER SAYS THAT I STILL NEED TO COME IN BECAUSE WE’RE UNDERSTAFFED TONIGHT