dog and snog

My yearly dog and snog post

Merry Dog and Snog

fucking me

hahahaHahahh this never gets old enough for me

all the cards are stacked in your favor. things are working out for you now. from here on out, you can expect good news, big wins, and major blessings

love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving

if someone refuses to better themselves, that’s on them and you’re not obligated to stick around and hold their hand while they complain about the big mean world demanding that they own up to their own actions

something everyone should take note on.

Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changes but humanity has not

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

dating site for dumbasses called okstupid

resting your head on their stomach while they play with your hair… the intimacy…. the tenderness…… peak romance

feel like Jesus would be boring to talk to tbh. I’d be like “you like Nintendo?” and he’d go “I love bread with nothing on it”