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*telepathically telling you to fuck me*

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

i hate no pulp orange juice like sorry my bad if I wanted to drink gatorade i would just do that

would you drink water with seeds and grasses in it

25 isnt their age its the number of people

Wake up babe new polycule is recruiting

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

Can’t you guys read it says strength has no gender. That’s their nobinary kid whose name is “Strength”

Next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr I’m going to show them this and say “No.”

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

The mystery behind the A113 in Pixar movies.