Arson?

Like the suburbs are already a dystopia. I am trapped in a place without beauty or meaning with nowhere to go whilst knowing it doesn't have to be this way

Wherever is @i-suggest-arson when you need 'em?

Hiiiiiii :3

not to kinda doxx myself but i work here and was there the day it happened. we were told to "return to normal operations" less than 24 hours later and all of the posts that were sent to our internal notif system refused to acknowledge that a death had happened at all, they were just referring to it as shit like "an incident." upper management's response to the whole thing has been absolutely disgusting.

i have a suggestion

@isuggestrevolution you want in on this?

Formally inviting @i-suggest-arson as well

:333

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

:)

Hey do you wanna give those to me real quick or...

@man-offical

INCORRECT

Fuck you, you asked me

And you were wrong

Everyone knows a man is ME

HELL YEAHH

THAT IS NOT A MAN!! FEATHERS!! FEATHERED!!

Hi, would have just commented this but the comments are off. I'm not the original I suggest arson 👍. That account is dead.

I'm so sorry that happened to you omg 😭

oh my fucking god that makes me wanna kill someone

Bro it’s 18:16

It's 17:17??

bro forgot timezones exist lmao

THE ONLY TIMEZONE WE NEED IT BRITISH 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 NOW, WE MUST FIGHT FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE ALGORITHM

BRITISH IS THE ONLY REAL THING 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️ SCUMBAG SHOP

look who’s taking about scum 🥱

LOOK WHO SELLS SCUM 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

at least we make money

At least I'm not in the U.S

girl looking at my timezone do you THINK I am in the states?

I'm brimish...

Nuh-uh

I heard the something about blades sorry im late

Hello I am here two. Btw

Hey buddy I don’t think sire is food.

Wait a fucking minute. Are you guys setting these fires??

m

Hey pukicho how’s it going?

I approve this message.

chipotle says go after the ceos

target seconds that

I don’t have a company but yes

@walmart-the-official any other corporations agree?

yuh

Bingle Corp (that totally exists) says green Mario brother them.

Rah

what

well uh I know what to do about this