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@i-suggest-adding-garlic

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one of these is a bnnuy and the other is a mice. dont get them confused okay?
Which one
Which one op
Help
I have a suggestion!
I don’t know how forcefemming the bunny is gonna help but if you tell me which one it is I’ll do it
I too have a suggestion
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!
the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?
oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby
If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.
@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D
TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN
to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses
I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure
This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do
Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about
tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart
tag all you moots this is not an option
also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well
@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)
So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.
ON IT BESTIE!
im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen
NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh and @probablyautism here u go luv
CMON FOLKS
DO IT
here you are!!
@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)
Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.
It may still need help getting to 200,000.
Here's Aziraphale in disguise:
And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:
@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.
The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.
He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.
Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.
They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.
“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”
The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.
“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL
@writing-prompt-s
Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.
Chaos Course Set Meal
Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos
Foreword:
As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.
Course One
Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris
10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.
Ingredients (serves four people):
1 teaspoon of saffron
300g carnaroli rice
50g extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
5g shallots
1l vegetable broth
parsley (to taste)
100g porcini mushrooms
80g portobello mushrooms
100g brown mushrooms
5g truffle oil
5g lemon peel and lemon juice
30g parmesan cheese
thyme (a dash)
5g garlic
A pinch of salt and pepper
The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.
Method:
In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast
Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.
In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.
Presentation:
At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.
The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.
@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho
hi jeff (:
I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt
i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number
I have been summoned many, many times
This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!
The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.
Time for the officalverse
@satan-offical @trans-official @sometimes-cis-offical @tiresias-offical @jeff-offical @spotify-offical @beehive-offical @sleep-offical
And any others
This is interesting. Hey, family check this out!!1!
@the-void-offical @shadow-dimension-offical @nothing-offical @nonexistent-offical @nowhere-offical @no-one-offical @deactived-offical @child-offical @never-offical @the-listener-offical @the-yapper-offical
this is peak comedy
@thing-offical @possum-offical @pink-caterpillar-face-offical (boo) @perimedes-official, @revenge-offical, @phantom-scares, @always-being-watched-official, @ai-offical, @perikles-offical, @breadteleporter-offical, @period-offical, @random-citizen-offical, @pencil-sharpener-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical
@lime-offical @lemon-offical @britain-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical
@i-like-reblog-maps
Me if I ever had to give something a scientific name.
am— am i honorary officalverse now?? cool if so
anyways here’s the first 10k-ish reblogs of this post’s map
200k hit already but i wanted to contribute something
TAG GAME: PUT UR FAVORITE PICTURE OF UR BLORBO FROM UR CAMERA ROLL/nf
@sondheim-girly @forgthetheaterkid @afterl1ghtwastaken @achillesk1sser @justalunaticfangirl +anyone who wants
this man.. brainworms, i tell you,,, he’s somehow been a special interest character of mine for. at least a few years. this frame specifically though. why is that manic grin so damn cute. his face is literally splitting apart at his seams it should not be cute
ahh there might be a miata but its a pretty long post so im not sure 😅
certified gimmick post
I just feel like I should be here
You know what this post could use?
Any marginalized person on tumblr: yeah so that’s been my experience as a marginalized person
Five hundred people who can’t read: ummm OP don’t you know that there are OTHER people who are MORE oppressed and marginalized than you? Suspicious that you didn’t even mention that — I will now consider you one of their oppressors.
I have a suggestion!
i have a second suggestion.
I have a third suggestion.
@i-suggest-adding-garlic do you have any suggestions?
Hallo ! I collect gimmick blogs.
Here is the spreadsheet that has all the collected gimmicks. I'll update it when my ADHD demands it.
I have a suggestion
What do you suggest i-suggest-adding-garlic ?

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Hallo ! I collect gimmick blogs.
Here is the spreadsheet that has all the collected gimmicks. I'll update it when my ADHD demands it.
I have a suggestion
6 for creativity, -10 for flavour
@stealingyourbones have you eaten the nightwing monstrosity?
That is an absolutely terrible idea. I’m tempted
Update:
This is great @stealingyourbones
You should share the finished product and taste review
I have!!! I have 3 more to eat and I’m debating on what on earth to put them in to negate their taste
I may have a suggestion to make
The creator of the lesbian flag, Emily Gwen, is currently unhoused and struggling financially while suffering to chronic and mental illness.
I have already contributed to her Kofi, and now I ask you to help, especially if you have ever used the lesbian flag. Even if you can't donate, I urge you to share her Kofi around to reach more audiences
Lesbians support other lesbians 🧡🤍💗
Support Emily Gwen <3
Officalverse! Let's spread awareness and donate if you can! (Idk how many of us will be able to cuz of how many of us are minors including myself)
Tags:
@homosexuality-offical @asmodeus-offical @doomedyaoioffical @evil-bread-offical @clippy-offical @gunlicker-offical @chachiboi-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @hanahaki-disease-offical @helpmemiku (you're not an offical but close enough) @the-pope-offical
@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor--offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official @lesbian-offical
Doing a note game because I have negative motivation right now (will add more goals when I think of them) 10 notes per blog
Red is reached, orange is in progress, green is done
Every five notes I will drink a glass of water
Every twenty notes I will write a sentence in my wip
50: Walk my dogs every day
75: Start homework the day it's assigned
150: Get a schedule for revision and stick to it
200: Try and sleep at least 6 hours every night
300: Try and be more active with my irl friendships
500: Block everyone I should've blocked already
1000: Talk to someone about getting antidepressants
Can we get some garlic here?
calling me "prev" if I'm actually op feels like a crime
Prev I think you would benefit from adding garlic

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welcome to my candy store
im heather, from both the musical and the movie BECAUSE IM JUST BETTER LIKE THAT
tags under cut
@helpmemiku can we invite them to your picnic?
looks like I know who I'm sitting with at lunch on monday
indeed
(wait so what actually is the picnic)
@evil-bread-offical what picnic
huh
(also where do i watch heathers and do i need to do it sneakily (is it not pg-13))
I'm having a picnic for every food official I can find. We shall feast!!! And @satan-offical is invited but that's because we need a clown
Fuck you mean you need a clown
I think i know what this picnic needs
6 for creativity, -10 for flavour
@stealingyourbones have you eaten the nightwing monstrosity?
That is an absolutely terrible idea. I’m tempted
Update:
I get that kool-aid is what the comic says Dick used, but is there a reason blue food dye wouldn't work?
The blue dye would definitely work but it’s deff the color + flavor that’s the disgust factor. I’m like 60% positive that some fresh rosemary and lemon pepper seasonings in a marinade might make this dish edible.
Update:
Is that buttermilk you have in your marinade?
Nightwing Marinade:
2/3 cup lemon juice
1/3 cup olive oil
1 blue raspberry kool aid packet
Eyeballed lemon pepper and salt
4 sprigs of rosemary finely chopped
Mix/shake well.
Put in fridge and let sit for 1 hour
Set oven to 375°F for ~1 hour or until 160°F internal.
Plate and serve.
Update: holy shit it actually dyed the skin. Into the oven it goes
Hear me out
The egg is yet another morsel of sustenance for the primordial sea of which the beanilicous sauce originates
I don't know what the hell this guy is saying but I think the egg could use some garlic
Hggnhh
Bread
may i offer you some beans?
May I offer you some baked beans in return
indeed you may
here's your beans:
Thank you
Here are your baked beans:
thank you 🫘
You are most welcome
Unfortunately I feel as if your plain beans are missing something

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hi! dalek skaal here.
@official--eve @god-offical @artemis-offical @apollo-official @zeus-offical @hera-offical @aphrodite-offical @persephone-official @sick-victorian-child-offical @satan-offical @officalverse-official @onion-opinions-offical @noah-offical @the-apple-offical @the-snake-official @plague-offical @raven-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @adhd-offical @grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @jeff-offical @concept-of-time-offical @leviathan-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @virgin-mary-offical @jesus-offical @the-holy-ghost-offical @raphael-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @heavens-corprate-offical @hells-corprate-offical @confession-booth-offical @satans-child-offical @the-first-imp-offical @imp-6point9-offical @imp-3782-offical @imp-6492920172660301659303 @beelzebub-offical @the-figure-offical @the-figures-wallet-offical @jehova-offical @lupa-offical @bladelicker-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @literally-u-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @homosexuality-offical @monika-offical @knights-templar-offical @makoto-yuki-offical @faa-offical @murder-offical @knife-offical @agenders-offical @belphegor-offical @shangdi-offical @bear-offical @capsicums-offical @blooket-offical @counting-offical @moon-offical @sun-offical @eclipse-offical @human-joe-offical @nyx-offical @pandora-offical @mcdonalds-offical @ufo-offical @ireland-offical @lightningmcqueenoffical @evilducks-offical @gunlicker-offical
i have gathered you in this room to EXTERMINATE you. daleks do not evil laugh. but I would right now If I wasn't a Dalek.
Sorry to break it to you but I'm actually immortal :/
I think the dalek would calm down if it(?) had some garlic
I think I'm being haunted by @truly-terrible-advice they keep reblogging my posts with their advice and it's like there's a voice whispering in my ear telling me to commit atrocities and I fear that I'm going to give in... or maybe I already have, maybe we're too late, maybe the voice was me all along
Help
Play tennis with bowling balls.
I don't think I can physically do that
Grenades then.
Well that could be fun- WAIT NO STOP
Add garlic for a nice fragrance
Add garlic to grenade tennis?
Yeah sure why not my life is already so goddamn weird