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are black eyes attractive? no one ever talks about them.
“Brutus” (2014), Oil on Canvas, 10"×10" by Julian Hsiung // Brandon aka Brandon Cody in “Marshall & Brandon: Bareback” (2012) by Sean Cody
WHO IS SHE
WH A T
If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.
That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”
This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

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mushroom witches
phallus indusiatus, clathrus ruber, rhodotus palmatus, & coprinus comatus
edit: added more fungi.. schizophyllum commune, hydnellum peckii, aseroe rubra, & marasmius haematocephalus
so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know
they actually did a study on this
and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches
yes
ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead
it’s incredible
also, ostriches show notable sexual preference
some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only
I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries
great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now
daud without his red coat, based on what people said in the tags of this post
and my favorite:
(daud voice) you can never be too prepared huh
False God - personal series by Sourav Paul
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Eventually, the laser field became a ninja kitten battle arena. 🎶🥋😼
Why did you have a laser field to begin with

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im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”
Source More Facts
Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.
So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.
One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.
Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)
They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.
I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.
Viking cats “FIGHT ME”
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.
I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing
hey bilingual boys, feel free to just come in and sweep me off my feet because that shit is so intellectual and intellect is sexy.
(mlm only)
Human Monsters
We had just received a new crew member. They had previous training in their own military yet most information on what they accomplished has been redacted from my sight. I do not believe they qualify for guard duty at the docks and have sense stationed them to watch over the private quarters. My reasons are simple. How can I trust someone, especially a human, if I know nothing of their previous duties.
In a way, I am quite grateful for doing so. We hadn’t seen them coming. Just a normal, maybe slightly larger, merchant ship had come from quadrant 42. While the crew that left the ship seemed more aggressive than normal, the Borp were known to agitate easily. And had a history of war.
Something had malfunctioned at the far side of the docking arms. It seemed as if a series of them were trying to drag one of the ships up onto the platform. It was all they needed. A large wave of Borp were running off of the recently docked ship with weapons. They easily rounded up the distracted workers and disposed of the guards. Someone had set off the panic alarm. The base had been thrown into lockdown. All exits out of the base shut and a message sent to the nearest military High Council ship.
With our guards dead and the rest of us as hostages we lost hope. The Borp had made it throughout the base, pillaging our reserves and grabbing more hostages. It was a mess. One of the Borps stepped forward, looking to be the one in charge. “Your guards are dead. You will be as well if you don’t unlock the main gate.”
I never had time to respond. Three of the attackers had just ran out of the south hall screaming. Fear evident even on their neutral faces. We have nothing in the south hall. Just residential quarters. All confiscated contraband is kept in the west end. There are no species there to be afraid of.
They fall dead before making it 10 vor from the door. Soft tings could be heard. Their boss yelled as two stepped into the hall, falling dead before they could speak. The tings heard again. Then a small human giggle. A whisper of how “stupid” they were. It had to be Human Jack. The only one on this base. The new guy.
The Borps boss took a step back as more surrounded the door. A bottle beverage was rolled out, one of them touched it causing a small explosion. “Dumbasses, didn’t your mama ever teach you to not pick up suspicious looking things?”
We all stared at Human Jack. Terrified of the smile on his face as he surveyed what was left of the dead Borps. “Hey bossman! Is it alright if I kill the rest? I could leave one alive if you’d like?” He was looking at me. The Human, the monster, was looking at me as he spoke. I stared, a slight twitch of my head. His face lit up even more. “Thanks! I’ve been craving some action!”
The remaining Borps looked terrified. Even started to retreat back to their ship. Only the leader made it, the rest dropping like Jerts as the once quiet tings became loud booms when Human Jack grabbed an unauthorized weapon from his back.
“Bossman, how much longer till the High Council gets here? I kinda wanna go eat before debrief.” I could barely look at him. I knew humans could and would kill if needed, some even enjoying it. I had never imagined I would come across one of the few who did. I waved him off. Taking it as a sign, Human Jack left towards the kitchens.
I looked at one of our engineers. “Lock down that ship and open the gates for the High Council. When they get here show them where the Borp is hiding. The rest of you, start helping with collection of the dead. Keep them separated, Borps from our. A trauma team will arrive with the High Council, we all are required to go through the examination. Do not avoid it. I am going to send out a message to the incoming ship now.”
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I talked to one of the trauma experts after they talked to Human Jack. “He was smiling through it all. Not fazed by his actions. Laughed at their deaths. It is weird, even for human standards. Is he safe to be around the rest of us?” I looked at the Crillit.
“Human Jack has a complicated history. He has been cleared by both the human psychiatric board and the High Council one to safely work around others. While it is quite frightening to see Human Jack enjoying his actions, you all are safe to work around him. He would not be here otherwise. Remember, all humans, while the same species, have large variants. What makes one a monster makes another a great ally. If he wasn’t here today, it could have been much worse.” The Crillit walked away after.
Humans terrify me.
Hemp is so threatening to the Commodities Industry, they have Lobbied Against Legalization since the 1920s.
Phroyd
weed will set us free
HEMP AND WEED ARE NOT THE SAME PLANT. *huffs*
*clears throat*
They’re cousins. They look similar, but Hemp can be used to make durable clothing, paper, biodegradable plastics, and has high nutritional value. It’s oil is good as an anti-inflammatory if taken in pill form with other medication. If you smoke hemp, you’re not going to get high. There’s no THC in hemp.
Doing the above things with Marijuana is a waste of THC ;p
Pot = medicinal and recreational depressant drug
Hemp = practical and nutritional plant capable of replacing tree-pulp, cotton and synthetic fibers. Also replenishes the nutrients in farming soil when other food crops have depleted the nutrients (Such as corn)
HALF OF THE WAR ON DRUGS (the half that wasn’t about racism) WAS LITERALLY PAPER AND PLASTIC COMPANIES NOT WANTING THE COMPETITION
All of this is true shit. Hemp is an extremely diverse, multi-use plant with soooo many incredible possibilities and I really hope we start using it more in every day products because we need to
Actually Hemp and Cannabis (what you call pot) are the exact same plant. The difference is that hemp (usually the “male” variant of the plant) doesn’t produce THC only CBD
THC: tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive chemical that gets you high
CBD: cannabidiol, is the chemical of the plant that is used as a medicine with no psychoactive qualities
Only the “female” variant of cannabis produces THC and can be used as a drug, the “male” variant of the plant which only produces CBD is what is refered to as Hemp because it can only be used to make fibers and plastics and feul and whatnot.
Hemp is absolutely different in chemical composition, it looks different and is used for different things, but they are the same plant

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Indigenous people in the Arctic: *cause virtually no harm to the environment with their hunting practices / have been sustainably hunting animals forever / have to suffer the consequences of food deserts and sky-high prices no white vegan will ever have to deal with*
White vegans: you know what’s really bothering me…seal hunting…let’s stop that somehow…
According to the ministry of natural resources in Nunavut, the hunters in Nunavut could hunt a ringed seal for each person who lives in Canada every year and there would still be a net INCREASE in the seal population. Traditional Inuit methods of hunting help maintain the environment, because an overpopulation of seals would be a disaster for fish stocks in the territory.
Also, the shit about clubbing baby seals is a racist myth based on the assumption that the Inuit are “savage”, so we white folks could stop repeating that myth
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