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hot cheeto and queso try my recipe boy

Do I look like a chef???

...wait that's just dip

Fine. Buy me some and I'll try it.

But if it's dogshit I'm kicking your ass.

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Hits your leg with a hammer and runs

Ow!

Hey! Shitstain!

When I get a hold of you, you are DEAD! For real!

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kingbee30

I’m back

are you for the guys or nah

coming from an aroace demidude(or demiboy or whatever)

Are you asking if I'm gay?!

Or if I just... like dudes in general?

I mean, all my friends are dudes.

I don't know what any of what you said means exactly, but I'm not, y'know, a douchebag.

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How do you deal with rage and hatred?

(Also, I'm sorry, bud, but I'm going to stop being your subscriber because I saw that your RP account is gay, sorry bud😔)

𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝.

𝚄𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎. 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎.

𝙴𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔.

#seriously go fuck yourself #you didnt have to announce that

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Art collab with @_rin3337 on TikTok!!!! Please check them out! They post so many wonderful edits and some art and animations~!!

Oi Max! *throws a nighthawk plush at you*

What?!

...

Cute.

Don't throw shit at me!!!

*tucks it under his arm and walks off ♥*

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love this guy; 10/10. do you mind if I kiss your hand like a lowly peasant to a regal noble

Huh.

About time you people started treating me with the respect I deserve.

Go for it, dude. Kiss away.

I'll grace you with my presence, or whatever.

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Hiii maaaaax

Sup?

Another fan?

Yeah. I get it.

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richie-the-weeb-lipschitz

NERD

🏈

Real creative, never heard that one before

i-am-jagerman

What?

Sometimes you just gotta go with the classics.

Plus it's a good way for me to start the day, y'know?

Like a mantra.

richie-the-weeb-lipschitz

I.... guess..?

Weirdly nice sentiment..

i-am-jagerman

I'm a sentimental guy, what can I say.

Lot about me you don't know, Shitlips.

richie-the-weeb-lipschitz

**Lipschitz

And yeah duh I avoid you like the plague, why would I know much about you other than the fact that you're terrifying

i-am-jagerman

You think I'm terrifying?

Damn.

That's a really nice thing to say.

I do my best.

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puts my entire paw in your face

scurries away

Heeey!

Hey!

Fuckin' stop that!

Why do people keep touching me?!

I know I'm hot, but damn!

Next person to touch me is gettin' creamed!

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richie-the-weeb-lipschitz

NERD

🏈

Real creative, never heard that one before

i-am-jagerman

What?

Sometimes you just gotta go with the classics.

Plus it's a good way for me to start the day, y'know?

Like a mantra.

richie-the-weeb-lipschitz

I.... guess..?

Weirdly nice sentiment..

i-am-jagerman

I'm a sentimental guy, what can I say.

Lot about me you don't know, Shitlips.

richie-the-weeb-lipschitz

NERD

🏈

Real creative, never heard that one before

i-am-jagerman

What?

Sometimes you just gotta go with the classics.

Plus it's a good way for me to start the day, y'know?

Like a mantra.

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oh my god you're like so feral for Richie

No I am not????

The fuck are you even talking about.

You have no proof.

Unless you mean feral as in I wanna tear that little nerd into pieces for being so lame!

Yeah... Totally that...

I just want him in my mouth, dammit.

///

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fuckingacceptanamejfc

Nerdy Prudes must be turned into a marketable body pillows

I put wayyyy to many references in this.

If you can spot them all you'll get a free body pillow.

@littleoceanbabe this is drawing is your fault <3

#IM GOING TO DEVOUR HIM

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Well soooorry for interrupting your compliments or whatever... I don't stink.

But we don't need to be kept in check, Max-

Are you like on here for ANYTHING else than that?

// 📷

You reek. You always reek. I can smell you through the screen.

didn't say it was a bad smell though

Yeah you do, or you all might start thinking you can, you know, do shit without my permission.

No. I'm here for people to give me the attention I deserve!

So get in line and ADORE me.

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Uhhh... out of all the people I expected to be here, it definitely wasn't you. Why are you here? This doesn't look like your place to hangout.

((definitely not lipschitz)) // 📷

why do people keep SAYING this.

i go where I want, shitlipz.

yeah this post has your STINK all over it.

im just expanding my DOMAIN and keeping an eye on all you dweebs.

plus people compliment me and shit its nice

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