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it's thousand yard stare summer

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

this straw? oh, she’s my last

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

ctrl+f is one of the greatest things to happen to academia and indeed this world

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

in a way i am my own dead wife

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!