even from the start i didn't like the idea of even anything platonic going on. Now the shippers soured even the concept of those two being in one fucking room, that i can't even look at anything with them, because i'm always expecting that it somehow is going to turn into a ship
anyway, even if i didn't hate it, i would say no anyway, because like. they were genetically ingeneered to HATE each other. AT BEST they can learn to maintain cold peace for Charlie's sake and troll each other occasionally, but they will NEVER even be drinking buddies. Since "breaking up" with Vox alastor doesn't even drink when isn't alone, he'll never be drinking around mr. L And mr. L showed his disdain for alcohol pretty clearly.
so, no, i can't accept this thing as even platonic
On unrelated note just learned that some dumbahh RA shipper(s?) is/are trying to cancel me. that was the funniest shit i've read in the last month. by them, it's ok to harass me, but when i finally snap and start biting off heads, i'm the bad guy and act "childish". ok bro. i tried to be nice about it, but you guys can't understand "no" when it said calmly. So i'm going Alastor-rejecting-Vox mode to make it CLEAR that i don't want to do ANYTHING with the ship. if i could help it, i would want to avoid this ship like a plague and keep it out of my blog. if i could i just would never mention it and ignore that it exists, but alas. some people think that the world revolves around them and their ship. They scream "it's canon" to the point when even Viv herself has to say that "yall need to chill, ships are just ships". They keep saying how it's better and trying to instert it in every hole (the amount of times i've seen that "alastor should go to l*cifer for help" in the comments for both Blinded and IF is fucking infuriating). At this point i'm no longer nice, i'm telling people like this to get the fuck off.
i can't respect fandom etiquette, they say. so now you can't just hate something in your little corner, It's "rude". But you can just go and pester people about your ship, trying to insert it in a story where it has not even a sliver of chance to be, edit people's art to make it about your ship (and it happened MORE THAN ONCE BTW) (there is a whole TIKTOK ACCOUNT THAT DOES IT), and this is somehow fine with "fandom etiquette". If i go under a r***le comic and start commenting like "cool, but Alastor is better with Rosie/Vox/Charlie/Mimzy/Carmilla/Suzan/whatever", i know for a fact i'll get hate and death threats. Ah, do, do you smell it?? My favorite ✨double standarts✨
ship and let ship, they say, yet only doing the first part of that this rule
I don't hate ALL r***le shippers. I don't even hate people screaming that it's canon, i'll just be annoyed and scroll, because i'm tired of wasting my energy on fighting the windmills, season 3 will sort everything out. But if you do anything listed above - then yeah, go fuck yourself.
you can kinda consider this to be an indirect answer to this shitpost
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