Hywar

[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

AU where Will gets set up on a blind date and that’s how he meets Hannibal and he follows Bev’s advice to laugh at all his date’s jokes no matter how dumb they are and it makes Hannibal think somebody finally FINALLY gets his stupid fucking cannibal puns.

all the edgy fan theories were like “the starks are gonna turn on each other over who gets to rule the north” but its like they’re playing hot potato with it honestly

sansa: bran you’re the rightful heir of winterfell bran: i dont know. i cant perceive time in a linear fashion suddenly

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?