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Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

twitter clout gives you a god complex. instagram clout turns you evil. tumblr clout does nothing and gets you 20 accusatory anons a day

miya atsumu elite

i made this post just to pin it because im sexy and i do what i want

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how

the richies on tumblr: canon url middle class: no canon url but there’s no dashes so 👍 peasant class: dashes in url and piccrew icon

me when i reblog an image: that little mother fucker is going on my blog!

reblog and put your results in the tags: i made a “what type of bender are you” quiz (atla) except its one where a lot of effort and research was put into it so that the results could actually be accurate. enjoy!!!