Chaos of Perplexity

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

I fucking love Gritty.

gritty is antifa

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO

Don’t let the short duration of this video fool you - it is VERY good.

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier's competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

@pangur-and-grim

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

Oh he’s QUEER

What is it about him that I find attractive? The see-through shirt? The chaotic energy, like a trickster spirit let loose in a kitchen? The sense of humour? The child-like sense of wonder? The way he looks so comfortable inhabiting himself and being himself? The cooking? The humility of admitting that something tastes good when he was expecting a disaster? The...

His live streams are wonderful. Love when someone asks if he supports lgbtq cuz his response is always along the line of 'Oh honey, I am very gay' or 'I am what I like to call limp wristed'

My hero. :)

This is rude to hares

This post is pro-hare I’m sorry you don’t think being ominous is cool

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again