Wait, What?

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

That really is a mighty big volcano you have there, Mars.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*stares at me pointedly*

What in the world have onion rings ever done to you? Look, if you don’t like it, then you don’t have to put a ring on it. AN ONION RING.

there is nothing I want more in life than to be a part of this

I quite like my glasses though Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

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