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that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

the real question is why he hasnt been following confirmance

This is like the girl who sent a guy a picture of her knees in a bra and pretended it was boobs

when i stretch in the morning

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

You’re WHAT?!

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate