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Y’all ever been disssed so badly you need to repent? Like you didn’t even do anything particularly sinful but now you gotta wash the shame away with holy water.

#shitpost #comedy #text

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pukicho

I cast spell you are depressed

hydraulic-impressed

aw.

resqectable

“When proven wrong, the wise man will correct himself and the ignorant will keep arguing.”

— Ali ibn Abi Talib

hydraulic-impressed

Ah but consider the fun in knowing you're wrong, correcting yourself in your heart of hearts, and then proceeding to argue for another solid minute just to watch their faces get red.

thedankmemes

#both #yeaheveryoneelsehatesittoo

tiefighter

Hey so your mother and I have been talking and we’ve decided we need to see other people, kiddo.

Your mother is going to stare across the threshold into the unblinking Doom that comes for us all, accepting it into her heart and soul and healing the rift between our world and the world that was and forever will be, and I am going to go stare at the sky so I can catch the eye of a pilot who will share a split second of connection with me, and they will then forever wonder what could have been when their flight path takes them away from the best thing that could never have happened to them.

I promise though, we still love you.

hydraulic-impressed

"But why?"

"You'll understand when you grow up and get an inexorable cosmic consciousness of your own, son."

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The boy who lived... Come, to die...

I cast Avada Kedavra at ninth level. That's gonna be a Dex save, Harry.

#shitpost #harry potter #dnd #comedy #text

pukicho

It is pride month puki what do you have to say

why do u guys only get a month when time is infinite? Make it gay infinite.

hydraulic-impressed

AND WHEN EVERY DAY IS GAY

none of them will be.

pukicho

running an inbox-turned-confessional-booth must be wild

you confess your sins to me and instead of seeking forgiveness I tell you to fuck off

hydraulic-impressed

Honestly a pretty good business model. No downsides.

godlessondheimite

very frustrating to not indulge my every whim

hydraulic-impressed

very frustrating to not just be able to pop out dysfunctional organs and just. Whack em

#upsetting #real #shitpost

One day, I dream of having someone reference me as if I was a household name. On that day, I will descend into their mortal form and another will join the collective, a single hallowed voice in a chorus of souls.

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Aw fuck a QuickTime Event gonna make me drop my walnuts—

#Shitpost

good-wizard

Hey eyeone! I want to know what your favorite songs are, if you see this post you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to reblog with at least 1 song you have listened to and enjoyed but if you have more you'd like to share then go ahead! Also tag your friends!

I'll start, I'm going to list 5 of my favorite songs

Dr Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood

134340 Pluto by Cojum Dip

Vulture by Bear ghost

Dear John by I monster

And finally: playing places: Oceans by Cosmo Sheldrake

Here's the people I want to tag

@f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @underpaid-guard @blacktipreefsharkwizard @the-gnomish-bastard @thatgayforkcrow @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @agentldiddy @aileaxthevoidien @slutty-wizard-council @monsterfucker-research-wizard and anyone else who wants to play!!!

hydraulic-impressed

Well I guess.

Feed the Machine by Poor Man’s Poison

Fight Song by Eve

Through the Ghost by Shinedown

Under Your Scars by Godsmack

Everything Black by Unlike Pluto

#Music #favorite songs #tag game #songs #favorite song #get to know you

Poems for the Little Dreamer

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March that backyard, Child

Plant one foot and then the next

Set sail on mud horizons.

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Sizzle, Sizzle, goes the pan

Serving now! A gourmet dish

Mud pies and joyberries

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I always see the Little Dreamer

Hopping hedges, skipping streams

But never once have I seen her

In the company of one not me

I always wonder, Little Dreamer

If you see the world in streams

Winding through a forest meaner

But bright, for water rapids sing

I always wonder, Little Dreamer

What those hedges mean to you

If foliage blocks dreaming fever

Or maybe just reality’s truth

But I never wondered, Little Dreamer

What your voyage meant to me

It warms my heart, that grass is greener

And your young soul can still fly free.

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#writing #poetry #haiku poetry #written in five minutes and change

hydraulic-impressed

Sometimes, the Dakka was inside you all along.

hydraulic-impressed

Huh, my pacemaker tickin wei—

#shitpost #comedy

Sometimes, the Dakka was inside you all along.

#shitpost #warhammer 40k #comedy

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aristotels

DNI criteria works on me but not in a way its supposed to, it works w me seeing someone having a DNI and regardless if i fall into the criteria or not i just go like "yeah i dont want to do anything w this person anyway" and go away lol

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It’s Super Effective!

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