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Your friend didn’t get anyone to go to the prom so your mother, who has known him since you were 5 years old, offered herself as a companion. At the beginning you thought “how ridiculous going with my mother to the prom”. You started to worry when they disappeared from the party and stopped answering messages.

“ don’t worry honey im going to have a talk with your bully, be sure he wont be bothering you anymore”!!

On Saturdays when our landscaper is over, this is how my mom lays by the window inviting him for a treat once he’s done.

My landscaper and I are pretty close. He fucks my mom every weekend and gives me a dollar to get whatever I want.