Your Wish Is My... Strong Recommendation

affirmations: i am very normal. i am not trapped in a lie of my own making. everything is fine. no one will uncover my web of deceit #mywebofdeceit

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you're in the trenches.

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!