Zmeyette.

          “Nah. Gotta say, I’m pretty vanilla.”

           "Yawn. And how do you plan              to get laid like that?"

☾ Independent RP blog for Vasilisa Dragomir from Vampire Academy ☾  8+ years of writing || 3+ of which have been on Tumblr ☾  Multi-verse, multi-ship, multi-fandom ☾  Para, multi-para, one liner and prose styles of RPing ☾  OC’s are welcome, but be warned: I am very selective with them ☾ Will write anything NSFW (except smut, though there might be some exceptions) ☾  I really don’t know what else to put here I’m just looking for some new RP partners so just know I’m a huge derp but rly friendly so come at me yooo

         ”I’d say both.”

          "So is there anything about you             that's not bland and impartial?"

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         ”There’s nothing wrong with looking            at both. Like I said, I’m a man of             equality.”

         ”So if I asked if you were a tits or            ass man?”

"You know others with magic? I have never met another person who can control anything the way I can control Ice.”

          "I know several. My best friend's             dating a guy  who  sets  people              on fire with it."

" Do you have an FBI badge and security level clearance? "

          " I have a silver stake. "

        “––I’m not sure I                 understand what just                 happened, or not…”

          " Well, whatever it was, I had              nothing to do  with  it,  and              nothing   to   do   with   the              inevitable     disappearance              either. "

     ”I guess it’s a good thing I’m not around humans then, huh?”

     ”It's also fucking annoying to smell.”

         ”A true gentleman appreciates            a fine ass when he sees one.”

         ”And here I thought a true gentleman knows            to look at a girl's face, not her assets.”