harreh tomlinson

I’m not hungry after I eat, horny after sex, or thirsty after a drink. So why then fuck am I so tired after sleeping?

legend antics only

The Life of Pi should have been 314 pages.

Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous

We don’t pronounce the “k” in knowledge until we acknowledge it.

Fact: One of the lesser known goals of the bisexual agenda, just below world domination is to encourage bicycle usage in order to be more environmentally friendly

Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.

The Pixar movie “Cars” is literally a car toon.

Fact: If you aren’t ambidextrous, don’t ride a bicycle, don’t own a biplane and aren’t bilingual, you’re not a real bisexual.

I cannot reblog this enough

Why is this still getting notes

because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow

Wowie that was a good one

If kids these days read something about an 8 inch floppy disk, they might just think it is a typo

Bicycles are acoustic Motorcycles

Paper is just thinly sliced tree. Putting a lot of books together is basically rebuilding a tree, making a library a forest of knowledge

why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

why isn’t there a cemetery for LIVING PEOPLE

I was going to be mad but now I’m just laughing