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hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you

your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

LOL but seriously release the hounds

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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which ao3 tag are you?

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king