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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

"I wish there were more lesbians in greek mythology!" Dude Rosy and Dawn are getting it on in the background of almost every epic. What do you mean.

I love what we've done with the word "ratatouille." It's kinda like how we fucked up the popular understanding of the word inception, except we borrowed a word from a language we usually copy 1:1 and assigned it a wildly unrelated meaning. Hell with the tomatoes. Steer that man by his hair.

virgil’s epic is sculpted. homer’s are sung. the aeneid is a marble monument, intricately carved. the iliad and odyssey are living things, breathing, messy, howling in pain and laughter and blood. does this make any sense at all

virgil’s epic is sculpted. homer’s are sung. the aeneid is a marble monument, intricately carved. the iliad and odyssey are living things, breathing, messy, howling in pain and laughter and blood. does this make any sense at all

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

In fact if you say dumb shit like seggs or unalive they beat you with hammers here

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

bestie idek how to describe myself

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

Tumblr? Having shoelace opinions?

another shitty thing about being the eldest daughter who based her worth on academics and how useful she can be to others is that it physically hurts to ask for help even when we desperately need it. it's an internalized belief that we should we able to figure out everything on our own and it sucks

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

and even if it is just a bored 16/17 year old out trying to see what free shit they can get. is it really gonna kill you to give them a fun sized milky way from the multipack you bought at poundland? That thing didn’t even cost you 5p, just give the kid the sugar, say “nice costume”, and let it go.

There are worse things a teenager could be doing on Halloween instead of trick-or-treating.

Fr, I always hate the ‘you’re too old for trick or treating’ bullcrap.

“your too old for trick or treating” please go bathe in Douglass MacAuthor’s sea of irradiated cobalt. bitch.