(OLIVIA HOLT, CISFEMALE) - Have you seen PARKER HASSAN? PARKER is in HER SOPHOMORE year. The COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR is 20 years old & is an ARIES. People say SHE is INTREPID, DISARMING, BRASH and UNRELIABLE. Rumors say they’re a member of KINCAID SOCIETY. I heard from the gossip blog that SHE WAS IN THE CAR ACCIDENT THAT KILLED HER EX AND LEFT HIM THERE TO DIE.
trigger warning: death, alcohol, drugs
basic info
full name: parker theresa hassan
birth date: april 13th, 2000
pronouns: she/her
hometown: hillsborough, north carolina
sexuality: pansexual
height: 5′1″ on a good day (actually 5′0″)
eye color: brown
hair color: blonde
build: athletic
tattoos: the ny yankees emblem on the back of her neck
piercings: earlobes, won’t go any further because she would have to plug them during baseball season and it’s a pain in the ass
style: comfort over style, function over fashion. unless she’s going out then as little covered as possible while still being considered “decent”
favorite color: orange
favorite food: cupcakes
zodiac: aries sun, leo moon, sagittarius rising
mbti: estp
hogwarts house: gryffindor
enneagram: type 7 wing 8
temperament: sanguine-melancholic
alignment: chaotic neutral
growing up, parker was always really close to her dad. tom hassan was a minor league baseball player that had almost made it to the pros before he suffered a career ending injury, and parker had inherited his athletic ability. she was able to throw a baseball at the ripe young age of three, and by the time all of her friends were starting tee-ball, she had already joined little league. not that there wasn’t a fight to get her into little league with the traditional southern values of her small town, but they got her in and that’s what mattered. practicing brought parker and her dad closer together, and she knew if she looked out from the pitcher's mound, her dad would be in the stands watching.
and then one day, he wasn't.
when parker was a sophomore in high school, and the only girl on the boy's baseball team, she was a pitch away from throwing the first no-hitter in her school's history. she was on fire, and nothing could break her focus. she looked up to meet her dad's eyes - like she always did before she was about to throw the last pitch - and tom hassan wasn't there. parker lost her focus and the batter hit a home run; her team ultimately won the game, but parker still felt like she lost.
after that day, parker gave up on everything. she wasn't ready to take on so much responsibility; she was fifteen, for crying out loud! she did everything she could to stray away from responsiblity: she quit the baseball team, her grades slipped, she started hanging out with an undesirable crowd, and she discovered the wonders of alcohol. it was nice to forget her problems for a night, even if they came to confront her in the sober light of day. (DEATH TW) but one night, she got in the car with a guy she'd been seeing - she knew he'd been drinking, but he swore he was good to drive. parker was too far gone to argue, so she climbed in the back while he and his friend claimed the front two seats. what happened next was a blur, but the next thing she knew, the car was wrapped around a tree. the two guys were unconscious or dead - she couldn't be sure which - but she luckily had come out relatively unharmed. she climbed out and ran, the adrenaline sobering her up enough to get her to a safe place. nobody ever found out she was in the car with them, and she swore nobody ever would. she was only sixteen.
after that night, parker felt the need to turn her life around again. with the help of her old coach, she got back into fighting shape and back on the mound. her oldest brother replaced her dad in the stands, usually accompanied by at least one of her four siblings, and she led the team to victory again. college scouts sought her out, and she ended up choosing yates. she’d gotten better offers at schools with better baseball teams, but at a liberal arts school she knew she could continue being the star player - she needed the attention to survive, like tinkerbell.
parker started her radio show during the spring semester of her freshman year at the campus radio station. it took a lot of work to convince her professor to actually let her start one, since she wasn't exactly known for being "responsible", but with months of research and planning to back her up, her professor finally gave in. with parker's popularity around campus, "parks and sex" quickly became the most listened to radio show in the area, and once it became available for download on spotify, the most downloaded podcast. it was the first time she’d ever accomplished anything outside of baseball, and it’s nice to have something that isn’t directly connected to her dad.
fast facts!!
she’s a big ole cuddler
she keeps sneaking stray dogs into her room because she loves dogs so much and wants to save them all
(stray cats she usually leaves alone because they like being outside but she still loves them)
her best feature is her ass
she is the first person you’ll notice in a room
you either love her or hate her there’s no in between
she has five dogs and four cats at home, and they all miss her terribly when she’s gone (though they tolerate the rest of her family)
(imagine fitting nine animals into your bed at one time because that’s what it’s like when she’s home for breaks)
she can’t cook for shit and also can’t mix drinks so unless you’re making a drink for her, she’s drinking it straight (or just incredibly unbalanced lmfao)
wanted connections
friends friends friends
hook-ups hook-ups hook-ups
exes exes exes
the friends that sit in the stands at her games wearing shirts with her name on them or holding up signs
her roommate having to put up with her constantly bringing animals home
girl squad
(also let her romance all the wlw pls we need more GAY)
flirtationship
a “one that got away” type of thing where they both clearly had feelings but never got their timing right
idk that’s all i got really!! thanks for reading!!













