the r in ipre stands for rat bastard

to a few people in the tags, thats not davenport thats avi

[image description: a drawing of Taako and Kravitz, cuddling close as they sleep. Taako is a fat elf with brown skin and voluminous, shoulder length black hair. He’s wearing a pink eye mask on his forehead, a turquoise nightgown and blue socks with lighter blue stars. Kravitz is a thin dark-complexioned man with long black dreadlocks. He’s wearing a baggy red shirt and black boxers with gray skulls on them.]

(lucretia voice) you can’t feed the voidfish your papa johns receipt so you don’t have to pay for it

(taako voice) LUP FED HER DEADNAME TO THE VOIDFISH

(lup voice, nonplussed, from across the starblaster) i do what i want

(lucretia voice) you can’t feed the voidfish your papa johns receipt so you don’t have to pay for it

(taako voice) LUP FED HER DEADNAME TO THE VOIDFISH

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”