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โ you say beetlejuice three times. and iโll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. โ
โ thatโs your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. โ
โ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. โ
โ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? โ
โ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. โ
โ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. โ
โ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! โ
โ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. โ
โ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. โ
โ do you believe in ghosts? โ
โ i think weโre being followed. โ
โ well, one of us is going to have to change. โ
โ donโt tell me youโre afraid of the dark. โ
โ weโre not alone. โ
โ i see dead people. โ
โ i said, look behind you. โ
โ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? โ
โ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. โ
โ itโs like weโre too old to trick or treat and too young to die. โ
โ hey you need aโฆ hand? โ
โ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. โ
โ itโs just a mask, donโt worry! โ
โ have you picked out a costume yet? โ
โ i can read your fortune. it says youโre a nerd. โ
โ get in loser, weโre going to spirit halloween. โ
โ did that ghost just spell โget outโ wrong? โ
โ if you canโt summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. โ
โ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. โ
โ you frightened me. do it again. โ
โ wanna see something scary? โ
โ i came here expecting a trick, but youโre a real treat. โ
โ i donโt think we should be here. โ
โ maybe iโll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. โ
โ what i want to be for halloween is loved. โ
โ whatโs your favorite scary movie? โ
โ iโve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. โ
โ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. โ
โ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. โ
โ you alright? you look like youโve seen a ghost. โ
โ thatโs fake blood, right? โ
โ i could have sworn we were just here. โ
โ do not say we should split up. โ
โ did the eyes in that painting just move? โ
โ i think itโs found us. โ
โ scared? iโm not scared. โ
โ you canโt help the dead. theyโre beyond help. โ
โ whatever you do, donโt look behind you. โ
โ i think iโm getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. โ
โ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. โ
โ โฆand they were never heard from again. โ
โ i know this isnโt your area of expertise, but is this guy dead?ย โ
โ why does that grave have your name on it? โ
โ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. โ