Happy Valentines Day to this girl, her boyfriend, and Dimitri Fireemblem
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola

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Not today Justin

Andulka
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Origami Around
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KIROKAZE

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Happy Valentines Day to this girl, her boyfriend, and Dimitri Fireemblem

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It gets better.
“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
funniest things from the notes, in my opinion:
- “i imagine this is how my teachers feel about us” accompanied by hundreds of teachers saying “me with my students”
- someone saying this would do numbers on facebook as a minion meme. i think it’d have to change it a tinsy bit tbh, but i can so see it. it is also currently doing numbers in tumblr though
- people mentioning their local sports teams. i feel you
- i’m constantly seeing people tagging this one fictional character i’ve never heard of before. i don’t remember his name but rip to him i suppose
- again, the amount of teachers in the notes. it’s worth noting that i did in fact make this post about my class
- the people saying this is going to become a permanent part of their/tumblr’s lexicon. it’s the highest honor <3
- my mutuals being shocked how far this post went. same!

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“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him
The chick's bathroom at my location always has a bunch of fake flowers and seasonal soaps and posters n shit in it and I just asked the custodian kid if the men's did too and he said "Nah just the urinals, the women's room gets all the nice stuff" and he sounded so sincerely wistful so in conclusion I know what I'm gonna do this Christmas
I feel so bad for traditionally masculine cis dudes like what do you MEAN all your pants are scratchy denim and you only use 3in1 body wash and the same stale brick of glycerin hand soap all the time. And you ONLY shower??? Bestie let's get you some bath bombs and a nice candle, you're worth it
This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.
oh it’s perfect in every way
I absolutely hate it
You’ve seen rube goldberg, now try rude goldberg
This could be someone’s villain origin story and I’m here for it
This could be someone’s
villain origin story
and I’m here for it
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
honestly if in like 2012 you had told anyone that dick Cheney and Taylor swift had both endorsed the same candidate for president and that person was a Democratic woman of color and she was running against reality tv star Donald Trump they would have asked what shitty adult cartoon episode you were referencing
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

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Gamer moment
true gamers are equal opportunity haters
I used an enby pride flag in league (which gives you a little flag trail behind your character) and someone said to me:
"What are your pronouns so I can insult you properly"
That's downright terrifying tbh
I’m thinking this is a sign you shouldn’t have the Amazon Echo in the office to begin with but that’s just me
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
They fucking killed him
Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS
btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great.
You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part
We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back
Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend
"you really gonna die on that hill?"
"someone is."