It Is What It Is

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him

The chick's bathroom at my location always has a bunch of fake flowers and seasonal soaps and posters n shit in it and I just asked the custodian kid if the men's did too and he said "Nah just the urinals, the women's room gets all the nice stuff" and he sounded so sincerely wistful so in conclusion I know what I'm gonna do this Christmas

I feel so bad for traditionally masculine cis dudes like what do you MEAN all your pants are scratchy denim and you only use 3in1 body wash and the same stale brick of glycerin hand soap all the time. And you ONLY shower??? Bestie let's get you some bath bombs and a nice candle, you're worth it

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

oh it’s perfect in every way

I absolutely hate it

You’ve seen rube goldberg, now try rude goldberg

This could be someone’s villain origin story and I’m here for it

honestly if in like 2012 you had told anyone that dick Cheney and Taylor swift had both endorsed the same candidate for president and that person was a Democratic woman of color and she was running against reality tv star Donald Trump they would have asked what shitty adult cartoon episode you were referencing

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Gamer moment

true gamers are equal opportunity haters

That's downright terrifying tbh

I’m thinking this is a sign you shouldn’t have the Amazon Echo in the office to begin with but that’s just me

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

They fucking killed him

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend