Hunter.

Kit: i'm mean to everyone you're not special

Kit: apple are spying on you. its an inside job you've been tricked

Kit: you're on the defensive that's my proof

Hunter: never said i was, just said you were mean

Hunter: which you just admitted sooo

Hunter: mm, were going with conspiracy theories are we?

Hunter: that proves nothing

Kit: of you being dumb

Kit: its not stupid its less likely to be spying on me

Kit: what. ever

Kit: because i know you and you've just been on your phone in your pjs (my shirt) all day

Hunter: of you being mean*

Hunter: on the contrary, my phone is less likely to be spying on me do u know what apples security is like

Kit: ur dumb

Kit: box with a question mark

Kit: we're not talking about me we're talking about you stop trying to dodge the question

Kit: why you're not doing anything tiring

Hunter: exhibit 1000+

Hunter: thats cause of your stupid android

Hunter: It was a sad face emoji

Hunter: there was no question. it was just a statement

Kit: i can't its my whole personality

Kit: same

Kit: you should be fully awake

Hunter: True, why did i even ask

Hunter: ☹️

Hunter: like thats ever stopped you

Kit: only if you really want me to

Kit: nope

Kit: special except will live on

Kit: its the middle of the afternoon

Hunter: no but stop being meeean

Hunter: ugh I hate you

Kit: yey

Kit: except

Kit: special except

Kit: please welcome to the stage special except

Hunter: oh fuck off

Hunter: except-ion better?

Kit: YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH I JUST GOOGLED IT AND YOU 100% CAN YOU CAN DO IT AT DISNEY FFS

Kit: zeus doesn't send people gifts he just impregnates women and leaves

Kit: so you're clearly lying

Hunter: OMG CALM TF DOWN FINE DO IT THEN

Kit: not the little ones!

Kit: tru

Kit: zeus hates mortals so makes sense that he'd want to punish me

Hunter: Yes! You still need to be caged to swim with sharks!

Hunter: No, he sent me as a gift to you in hopes you'd be less annoying

Kit: how is swimming with them ok in your book but hugging isnt???

Kit: just tell me one thing

Kit: did hades send you to annoy me or was it good old persephone

Hunter: Yes because you're caged when you swim with sharks

Hunter: You're so dramatic omg

Kit: you put this idea in my head anyway its your fault

Kit: it was implied

Hunter: Okay but I said swim with dolphins or sharks nothing about hugging them or other animals

Kit: true but we help the ones in danger i just want to hug them before they get released

Kit: like your comebacks are so brilliant

Kit: not every one can be a hit

Hunter: lol okay sure

Hunter: i never said they were