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@hunter-royalty
Indie rp blog for Jeremy Gilbert from the Vampire Diaries, canon divergent, heavily headcanon influenced.
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Exclusives: Katherine Pierce written by @malka-lisitsa
Heavily Affiliated with @baby-royalty
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"Jeremy, if you hang that mistletoe from your belt, I will have no choice but to stay down there until New Year."
"But I don't think you're ready for that."
"OH well. I mean..
I could be ready"
"You need to pin this mistletoe to your shirt."
"That way, every time we stand next to each other, I'm under it. And legally, then we have to be allowed to kiss."
"Hmm..." He was following the logic through and nodding his head, picturing a mistletoe hanging off a ballcap, then his face morphed into a devious smile.
"....What if I hung it on my belt?"
"Okay. I know, I know, I KNOW this is a long shot."
"...But do you happen to have a chocolate lava cake."
"Jeremy..... this.... this is my English class. We're in the middle of a test what-"
"Yeah I KNOW." He's actually crouched next to her desk after army crawling in from the door. The entire debacle was not sneaky be ANY means; however, their very old english teacher had fallen asleep at her desk.
"....So that's a no..?"
Don't mind her, she's being all heart-eyes about @hunter-royalty again.
"....Do I have something on my face?"
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"I dare you to call Lizzy and ask her to pick up pizza, then when she arrives to greet her like a really shitty porno flick AND I DO MEAN the whole 9 yards. You have to at least say you don't have any money and ask if you can repay her in a different way. Lots of eyebrow waggles."
"..."
".........??!?"
"I have to do this, don't I..."
Jeremy, do you keep light up sketchers under your bed to walk around the house at night?
"That depends... on if you've already looked under my bed or not."
"Do you know what that constellation is?"
"ummmmm no. I don't which one is it?"
"I dunno. I was hoping you could tell me.
"Next step is to fold in the cheese...... How do we do that..."
"YOu. Fold it. f o l d. it. Ya know like. Folding."
"..it."
Now he was rethinking his cooking class idea. Or maybe she just had too high expectations for twenty bucks and a box of Kraft.
This is just a for fun little verse for @naruto-9tails
Jeremy is a part of the Inuzuka clan, he has a wolfdog companion animal named Toboe (fc for this is from Wolfsrane.) He's a year ish ahead of Naruto and the main show gang - Chunin at age 17, which in this universe is basically a late bloomer.
Stats:
Taijustu - above average
Genjutsu - none
Ninjustu - Clan based abilities, mostly to do with his animal companion
Special - Luck. Jeremy has a talent for rolling nat20 in the dumbest situations.
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Jeremy's eyes flashed, though it wasn't necessarily a threat. More like... Bad Decision Made.
"If we're taking out the trash..."
In a fraction of a second, he'd tackled the other boy around the midsection - but instead of throwing Naruto to the ground though, Jeremy hoisted the fellow ninja over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
"I'll start with you~"
Naruto braced, but not for that. He expected a punch because that was this guys usual go to. This, Naruto had been completely unprepared for.
"HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING PUT ME DOWN!"
"IM WARNING YOU YOU GOT THREE SECONDS BEFORE I PUMMEL YOU INTO THE GROUND"
"Do you think a sugar glider counts as an emotional support animal?"
" i think any emotional support animal you get is gonna need an emotional support animal of its own . . . "
"So I need two sugar gliders? or wait... maybe infinite? it's gotta stop somewhere."
"...I am violently attracted to you right now."
"If you can get the paperwork, I can compel them to sign it off."
"Sound good?"
"Oh shit yeah, I could bring it to school!" Jeremy excitedly hands his phone over, an image of the pet in question tucked away in someone's hoodie sleeve. "This is like their natural environment. I wear hoodies all the time."
"Do you think a sugar glider counts as an emotional support animal?"
SO YOU WANNA DATE MY SISTER??
Let me help you out with a list of great date night movies
Sphere
The Meg
Soul Surfer
Sanctum
Avatar 2
Underwater
Christine
Descent
The Shallows
Under Paris
Hey, write these down, I mean it.
@little-elena @elenva
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This was the weirdest job he'd ever had. No orientation. NO training. Just an employee handbook that he hadn't bothered to read.
Now it was just him and his flashlight in a strange old building.
"Shit what was that??" Jeremy whirled around and strained his eyes to see through the darkhallway.
@lethal--company
"How dare you??? We would have SUCH nice flower dates!!"
"Why would you reject my bug date!!"
"The only reason for bugs to go on dates is for the girl bug to eat the boy bug's head off. I like my head where it is. I'm a lover not a meal."
